Sunday, October 11, 2009

Sunday Funnies

Gray hair is hereditary. I got mine from my daughter. -- unknown



The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. -- unknown


Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. -- unknown


Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. -- unknown



I feel like I am on a treadmill. If I get off, I can't get back on again. -- friend who recently got back to work


I am the best mother you will ever have. -- a friend to her teenage son


If my parents didn't have kids, I would swear they never made love. -- a friend

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